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Dumb-Blonde 

n. 1: a person (usually female) with blonde hair who is slow to learn or understand "emma a dumb-blonde" ; lacking intellectual acuity; "emma is so dense she never understands anything I say to her because she is a dumb-blonde"; "I never met anyone quite so dim as emma"; "dumb-blonde people like emma believe some really dumb things"; "Emma was either normally stupid or deliberately being a dumb-blonde "; "Tom worked with the slow (dumb-blonde) students like Emma"

syn: dense, dim, dull, obtuse, slow dense, dim-witted, dodo, doltish, dull, dumb bunny, dumb head, dumb ox, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, feebleminded, foolish, moronic, numskulled, simple-minded, stupid, thick, doltish, dull, dumb, fatheaded, half-witted, ignorant, imbecilic, impassive, lethargic, numskulled, obtuse, phlegmatic, simple, slow, slow-witted, sluggish, stolid, thick, torpid
"Emma is a dumb-blonde most of the time."
Dumb-Blonde by Tom 'JF' C July 16, 2008
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A hair color....an excuse for being dumb...When it is really the smarter version of human...They're are the kind of people in this world the orginal blonde, The haters, and the wanna-be blondes....Everyone Dyes there hair to be blonde or they say mean stuff about them becasue they are JEALOUS...Most Blonde are sexy,hott cute, and every guys wants them blonde hair blue eyed girls
Megan is a Hot blonde chick every guy wants.
Blonde by Megarooz December 28, 2005

Blonde boy 

Gay with no friends and often bullied by others
Look at that gay blonde boy over there
Blonde boy by Male blonde May 3, 2021
being more blond then usual
Miranda has brown hair but she is blonder then most blonds
blonder by icedaman aka superman October 3, 2008

Blondelay 

A moral belief or judgement that is made by an individual based on a perceived acceptable social behavior, usually associated with gays and blondes. Though the individual makes the judgement to his or her friends, it may take up to two years for their actions to catch with their words.

Origins: North Carolina, Washington D.C.
Reference: Paris is Burning, "Reading"
When a girl states that she is completely faithful to her significant other, but is actually sleeping around. She or he is giving me a Blondelay.
Blondelay by PPJ March 14, 2010

Pilot Blonde

Refers to a female with naturally dark hair that has dyed it blonde but still has dark hair on her vagina (black box-in reference to the cockpit flight recorder on an aircraft-hence pilot).
Hey see the girl over there...shes a pilot blonde. She may be blonde hair on top but still has a black box.
Pilot Blonde by suedo master January 15, 2010

Dumb Blonde 

A girl who is very stupid. Usally from the upper middle class, or first class. A girl whose dad gets her everything. OH ya! also is very unintelligant, and stupid. Everyone loves the girl, she is the most popular girl in the school. Yet what no one notices is, she is actually very smart on the inside, for if she wasn't she wouldn't be able to manage the whole school. AnDD the girl usally has a ginaromous mansion, shops from Juicy Coture every other day. Usually love hell more than Heaven.
Danny: Yo dawg see da girl over there?
Tom: U mean emily? The dumb blonde?
Danny: ya... her dad owns the Northshore International Enterrpieses
Tom: wtf is that?

Danny: The own Home Depot and Apple
Tom: so?
Danny: She can see inside any of our houses cuz her daddy planted cameras inside of all the towns appliances, bought from home depot.
Tom: But shes stupid
Danny: Not as stupid as may think... She has watched u...do naughty things....
Dumb Blonde by DannyykOgan October 27, 2011