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domestic blindness

a condition afflicting mostly married men that makes them unable to see common household objects even though they're right in front of them
if you were surveying the contents of the fridge ... looking for the mustard etc ... and you say to your partner ... where's the mustard and they say "right in fricken front of you" ... you still say you can't see it ... they come up and point it out to you ... and its label facing front - right at your eye level etc and you go ... oh yeah ... so it is ;-| ... that's grounds for a domestic blindness diagnosis!
by b1 May 28, 2006
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Blumpkin Blind

A towel, blanket, or other such item, utilized by inmates to conceal their sexual acts from the guards.
Inmate Bubba made sure to put up a Blumpkin Blind, before having sex with inmate Timmy.
by One Two February 6, 2008
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Blinded by the cock

The man is just that good with his cock by no matter what he does it is good.
Man he is a douche but i was blinded by the cock
by john tek January 8, 2006
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Blind Squirrel

When a man blindfolds a girl and drops his nuts in her mouth. Can be made more interesting by having the girl have to search blindfolded for the nuts.
Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.
by Timhunter5 October 1, 2009
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bacon blinds

The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.
Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!
by Brian Lejeune1 August 2, 2008
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blind-five

a high five tht is a deliberate miss
often could be when drunk or cba to put in effort
at a party:
"matee i just got off with a buff girl"
"blind-five!!!"
by sofi=] January 22, 2008
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Blind Vision

A person who cannot see. They are naive and dumb and possibly easily brainwashed. Useful idiot, a tool. Confused. Delusional in their reality.
Most humans today suffer from Blind Vision.
by WorseThanHitler January 7, 2021
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