blinded by the light

having the need to make a very messy bowel movement (revved up like a deuce)
oh man, i had some bad Mexican food last night, and now I'm blinded by the light!
by halo6819 May 01, 2010
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domestic blindness

a condition afflicting mostly married men that makes them unable to see common household objects even though they're right in front of them
if you were surveying the contents of the fridge ... looking for the mustard etc ... and you say to your partner ... where's the mustard and they say "right in fricken front of you" ... you still say you can't see it ... they come up and point it out to you ... and its label facing front - right at your eye level etc and you go ... oh yeah ... so it is ;-| ... that's grounds for a domestic blindness diagnosis!
by b1 May 24, 2006
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Blumpkin Blind

A towel, blanket, or other such item, utilized by inmates to conceal their sexual acts from the guards.
Inmate Bubba made sure to put up a Blumpkin Blind, before having sex with inmate Timmy.
by One Two February 06, 2008
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Blinded by the cock

The man is just that good with his cock by no matter what he does it is good.
by john tek January 08, 2006
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Blind Squirrel

When a man blindfolds a girl and drops his nuts in her mouth. Can be made more interesting by having the girl have to search blindfolded for the nuts.
Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.
by Timhunter5 October 01, 2009
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bacon blinds

The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.
Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!
by Brian Lejeune1 July 11, 2008
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blind-five

a high five tht is a deliberate miss
often could be when drunk or cba to put in effort
at a party:
"matee i just got off with a buff girl"
"blind-five!!!"
by sofi=] January 22, 2008
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