Fart beaver

A hairy butthole

I’d love to take him in the ol’ fart beaver.

by fart beaver boi November 2, 2022

Travel Beaver

Restricted to women only- after a long day of travelling on an airplane with limited ventilation, the odor from the nether regions results in travel beaver.

Man! I need a shower after that 4 hour flight. My travel beaver can be smelled by the guy on the other side of the room

by Mama Teeee May 12, 2023

Niver the Beaver

The coolest guy in the world with sexy hair. Enjoys laughing a lot, but can be annoying. Makes everyone around him laugh, and is one of the smartest people in the world. Gigiddy.

Have you talked with Niver the Beaver lately?" "Yeah, yesterday I fell on the floor laughing!

by thejewman568 November 17, 2010

Witch's Beaver

Witch's Beaver |'wich-əz 'bē-vər| - noun, vulgar slang :
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)

RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.

ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.

also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero

NASA TECH: "...And don't forget to seal your space suit before you go out there -- it's cold as witch's beaver out there."
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"

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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!

by Mrityunjaya February 19, 2013

beaver eyes

Using abnormally good eye sight to see something clearly or find something concealed.

Bill: "How did you find that store?"
Bob: "Please, I have my beaver eyes on."

by doofiemonster November 26, 2011

bleazed

The idiotic combination of the words dreazed (incredibly drunk) and blunted (high).

When you are bleazed you usually wake up in a different country.

by JamesBond November 11, 2008

Beaver Killer

A beaver killer does not truly kill, but cripples the erotic drive of the victim. It's a cock block from the source, the girl's perspective. Chopping down the self esteem of the male like a nice big oak tree, the beaver killer is the highest form of sexual denial.

"Did she gnaw at your tree? Did she open the dam?"
"Nahh, she said I was a beaver killer and swam away gracefully amongst the mermaids."
"Damn."

by Triumvirate August 3, 2008