birthday beatings 

The one time of year people who both love and hate you have an excuse to hit you. Typically undertaken by males within the periods of primary school to college.

Did you hear it's Brookeys birthday today? Time to give him some birthday beatings!

birthday beatings by EclipsedHakuren October 9, 2016

Birthday twin pals 

When two or more people, who are not twins in the traditional sense, share a birthday.

Chris, Tasha and Kara's husband all share the same birthday making them birthday twin pals. How freaky!

Birthday twin pals by Sallgoodman December 12, 2016

Birthday milk 

Birthday milk are me special words

Person:birthday milk are me special words
Other person:ok

Birthday milk by I like birthday milk May 1, 2020

Birthday Punches

"The Birthday Punches" in Scotland, a birthday torment common in countries such as the UK, Ireland, Canada, and India, involves the friends and family of the person whose birthday it is taking him or her by the arms and legs, and "punching" him/her up into the air and down onto the floor. The number of "punches" given equals the age of the person in years plus one "for luck". These punches are transferable and are expired in one week from his/her birthday.

"Yo, it's David Pee's birthday, let's go violate him and give him birthday punches" - Jay Pong
"DAVID MY CHIGGA COME HERE" - Matt Pho

Birthday Punches by JayPubeInDavidMouth May 27, 2018

Birthday Toastie 

A sexual act performed near climax in which the male pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's back, after which a piece of toast is placed on the soiled back and the male exclaims "Happy Birthday!" and punches the woman in the back of the head, thus knocking her out.

Anthony never kept a girl friend very long because of his propensity for giving them Birthday Toasties on third dates.

Birthday Toastie by recallwin March 14, 2010

Birthday Candling 

Having sex loudly while your parents and sister are in the room next door.

Omg mum i think simon is birthday candling next door.

Birthday Candling by kitkat93 December 13, 2010

Birthday Cake 

Defecating on your girlfriends chest, then ejaculating over the shit, and proceeding to lick the semen off.

A Birthday Cake is like a Cleveland Steamer, but worse.

Birthday Cake by Zomboy October 7, 2009