Benjamin Special

Giving anal sex, followed by a blowjob, then topping it off with a makeout session.

Ben loves doing the Benjamin Special with his girlfriend Michaela.

by Big Max D 90 June 25, 2008

Benjamin Button

To facebook a fat chick and start looking at her most recent and probably fattest pictures. Then you proceed to go back in time and view her earlier pictures. In most cases you will watch her get younger and skinnier.

Adam found a fat chick on facebook. Since fat chicks have no use at all to Adam, he decided to amuse himself at her expense by Benjamin Buttoning the bitch. Turns out the bitch was ugly even at a lower weight.

by BRAU!!!!!!!!! April 8, 2011

benjamin scale

The measure of $100 bills by dividing the actual amount by 10.
$100 = 1 Benjamin

yo my car worth is 4.2 ($420) on the benjamin scale.

by The Word Editor January 8, 2008

Benjamin Brewer

A stupid gay fag no one likes. Is also a furry.

Benjamin Brewer is a fag

by Oldest home May 23, 2019

Benjamin Kip

THE sweetest and most loving man I have ever met. Has the sweetest smile and has one of the most compassionate spirits. He has a deep love for steak quesadillas from Taco Bell. Benjamin Kip’s are naturally dominant but knows when to be tender and caring. A loyal friend with a genuine heart authentic energy. If you’re lucky enough to encounter one, you’d be stupid to let them go. Adorable, funny, and unbelievably handsome.. he’s a dream come true. Both thoughtful and intelligent, he’s someone who’s overcome all obstacle in order to grow into an amazing and inspiring man.

Hey, you know Benjamin Kip?

Yes! And I’m so lucky to have him in my life

by Bears_fan November 19, 2019

Benjamin Ryan Teeter

Former Libertarian party insider and most retarded terrorist criminal of the early 21st century. Kathy Griffin Tweeted a picture of him holding a machine gun in Subway, then he went to Minneapolis after George Floyd was killed, then he got arrested for trying to work with Hamas. Flies an LGBT flag and then attempts to help an Islamic extremist organization; incompatible overlapping values. A go with the flow beta male unable to control where his own life is headed. Rejects legitimate high paying work offers for FBI entrapments. Loses other people’s guns in FBI raids, signs away the rights to his own bail hearing, turns the main person in less than two months into the case, stubs his toe after he kicks his steel bunk bed frame in his cell after his sentence hearing keeps getting postponed, shits all over the very few people left for him on the outside. Trustworthiness and ability to maintain friendships extremely low.

Benjamin Ryan Teeter was a CNN celebrity once known as Anarcho Gun Guy and now he can’t legally own guns.

by Shiny Jynx November 30, 2021

Benjamin Button

When you fuck a girl the first night you meet her and then each subsequent night she regresses to smaller degrees of sexual contact.

Hey, are you still fucking that blonde?
Nah, I got Benjamin Buttoned...she'll only let me spoon her.

by MTeasy October 26, 2011