Logan bamford

Bandwagon

Eww, you like the Flyers?
Your a logan bamford

by Jimmykimmelfan69 June 23, 2019

Best Before

1. The day when you unfriend a person on Facebook, unfollow someone on Instagram etc.
2. The day that you break up with someone.

Example 1:
Person 1: What happened to Lanna? She is no longer on your friend list.
Person 2: Yeaaa. Well her best before date was 12 August 2019.

Example 2:
Person 1: Are you still with Rach these days?
Person 2: Nah, her best before date was 10 July 2019.
Person 1: What are you talking about?
Person 2: *explains using this definition*

by PleasantOne August 16, 2019

Try before you die

The same thing as YOLO, as in always try do something once.

Often used by confused Dutch, who are getting the TV show mixed up.

“I’ve never dated an asian guy before”
“Oh my god, always once! Try before you die, right!?”

by owe1ner July 8, 2020

bros before flops

same thing as bros before hoes, just this time it's about computers and not hoes

Damn, she wanted to give me a 2080ti if I went home with her, but then I realised I had a meeting with my homie tonight.

bros before flops

by howdy1! January 19, 2022

Ever run top before?

It means ever sucked dick before. Usually used by THIRSTY MEN.

Guy asked girl: Ever run top before? Girl responds: Yea on accident ;) So it means Ever sucked dick?¿

by Helping home girls out July 7, 2018

Kill it with eggs before it lays fire!

Self explanatory.

You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.

Coined by spook AKA zombitini

*Sees a cockroach scuttle through the lawn*
“KILL IT WITH EGGS BEFORE IT LAYS FIRE!!!”

by zombitini September 20, 2020

He knew it before you Kelby

When you shove it in a girls butt and then man knows it before the girl does.

He really did the He knew it before you Kelby to you ?

by Redrocket592648463 May 25, 2022