Bed-admin

The range of necessary chores which need to be completed before actually getting in bed, no matter how much you just want to sleep these activities still need to be done.

Bed-admin includes brushing teeth, washing faces, getting into pajamas etc
Bed admin varies from person to person depending on self-hygiene preferences

by Niquisha February 24, 2013

Shit the bed

When someone hooks up with, dates, marries, etc a horrible person.
Name inspired by Amber Heard.

John shit the bed when he started dating Jessica, she's cheated on all of her other boyfriends.

by TheAwesomeGM May 10, 2022

Dirt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.

See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.

"I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"

by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009

Water the Bed

To water or harvest marijuana

If I don't go water the bed then I won't have any weed to sell.

by SwagMafia July 17, 2016

bed dweller

(Noun) one who spends an extensive amount of time in beds; not always belonging to said person.

That girl is such a bed dweller

by Tbitz August 13, 2015

bed gnome

When your significant other gives oral sex under the covers or under your bed sheets.

My girlfriend was blowing me so hard, she's the best little bed gnome

by JimboJones1 December 08, 2011

Playing in the bed

Hardcore masturbating while in the bed or sometimes it could mean fucking a girl or guy depending on your sexuality.

Me: “Hey, so what did you do last night?

Friend: “Nothing, I was just playing in the bed while watching porn.

by XXXPussySlayer October 20, 2017