Coat bed

I'm Levittown, at parties, it's the place everyone lays their coats. Normally on an extra bed on the first floor.

Can I take your coat? I'll put it on the coat bed

by Brduece January 14, 2017

Poop bed

When you fill your bed with poop and you sleep on it and it feels warm

I can’t wait to sleep in my poop bed

by Iamgoodoof November 9, 2020

Murphy bedded

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed

He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.

by Alester December 24, 2020

Tuck'er to bed

Tucking your dream or idea away for good

The dreams over tuck'er to bed

by aswbduevhwc;uggggggggggggggggg October 21, 2020

bed paralysis

when someone likes being in bed so much that they cannot get out of it.

i'd like to go to see a movie but i am currently suffering from bed paralysis....

by somone123 September 5, 2012

bed gnome

When your significant other gives oral sex under the covers or under your bed sheets.

My girlfriend was blowing me so hard, she's the best little bed gnome

by JimboJones1 December 14, 2011

Sperm beds

the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes

person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked

person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds

by noodles1234 October 24, 2011