A budget beater is a car that you buy for an insanely low amount because the car has many problems but it still runs, for now. You put absolutely no money into the car and drive it until it dies-hopefully no less than six months.
Him: Dude - what's up with the car you bought? it's like three different colors.

Me: It's all I can afford - I can't afford a car payment so I'll just drive this budget beater until it dies.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2020
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When you’re taking a dump and it hurts so bad that you start beating the wall next to ya
Damn I bet that he’s in there taking a wall beater he’s been in there for hours.
by LactoseGAWD October 1, 2022
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A device used to flop breasts around for arousal.
I enjoy using my teeter beater.
by Lil’ Mama Hutch January 19, 2022
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To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time
Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.
by F3MBOYLOV3R July 1, 2022
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A man who frequently beats his wife and is generally bald.
The shameless bou beater was arrested last night
by meyourdad February 6, 2021
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A woman beater is someone who baits, calls his partner names and then when she retaliate it gives him an excuse in his mind to strangle, attack, suffocate, throw down stairs and to smash her belongings Then he rings his mother and friends and makes out she is crazy so no one will believe her.
Ryan Hartill is a woman beater and an abuser. He beat his girl friend and called her names about her body and looks after she had breast cancer.
by Awoken now August 14, 2022
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Having a longer second toe than big toe, giving one a genetic predisposition to beat one's wife.
I wasn't surprised when I found out John choked Sally the other weekend. I saw him in sandals once and noticed his wife beater's toe was notably elongated.
by Richard Kimble February 11, 2011
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