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ghost post

Deleting your post on social media not long after you posted it.
"Jenny posted a rant about you on her wall earlier but then deleted it, fucking ghost poster.."
by iwriteoneverything January 25, 2018
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Post toasties

*post coitus*
Jerry: Hey babe, you want some post toasties?
Stacy: I'll get the bread.
by Popcorn_Ceiling69 October 8, 2021
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based-posting

It's like schizo-posting only you're based instead of schizophrenic like the other people who whisper to you when you're alone at night.
My friends keep telling me I'm schizo-posting, but the vans that keep driving away in my periphery are whispering whenever I pick up the phone that I'm actually super based and I'm just based-posting.
by wahwooweanie July 15, 2021
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Half Post

When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.
"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."

whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)

As mention on Keith and the Girl.
by Susie Lipshitz March 6, 2011
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Post-Surf

1. N. - A type of music, typically of the independent nature, that involves twangy, surfy, ambient, glistening guitar melodies with heavy reverb applied and non-traditional drum beats; Usually calming, relaxing, and upbeat melodies are involved as well as simplicity. A relaxed vocal entourage is usually key as well as many vocal harmonies. Although relaxing, post-surf musicians usually have many up-tempo songs in their arsenal, that are meant for dancing and swaying to. Post-Surf is notable for its "raw" recorded sound.

2. N. - A certain feeling, usually from music, that makes one feel as though they are at a beach or in the ocean, even if they are no where near a beach or ever will be.
1. Wow, Real Estate, Surfer Blood, and The Beach Fossils really capture that Post-surf sound!

2. I feel so Post-surf right now. It's almost like I'm at the beach.
by Dr. Haveab G. November 8, 2011
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single-posting

The act of posting excessively to social media in the wake of a recent breakup in order to catch the attention of the ex and/or potential suitors. It also announces one's return to a wider social community.

The posts do not declare one's relationship status, but are instead cryptic--containing hidden meanings, decipherable only to select audiences.

A "thirst trap" is only one of the most general and common examples.
Shawn: Did you see Jeremy's Insta story??
Christine: Yeah, he never posted when he was dating Margot...
Shawn: The death of the couple inaugurates the birth of the individual. He's totally single-posting.
by harrystyles-tosses-salad June 26, 2023
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Stealth Post

When one shows up to an event not only unannounced but having prepared everyone that one WOULD NOT be coming.
Sam's eyes bugged out when Brent stealth posted at the Game since he'd told Sam he was going to be in Costa Rica that day.
by Smerv January 27, 2023
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