William birkin

What you call when a scientist is shot down by soldiers and uses their creation to save themself. In some cases, they grow an eye from the wound and when left for a long time, they lose their human part and became a monster dead set on killing and spreading.

Person A: Who is that?
Person B: *Playing Resident Evil 2* That's William Birkin

by Tyrant-Bkn February 5, 2023

Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.

Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”

by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023

Big backin

The act of eating like a big back. Hunched over a huge plate of food, a big back has to advance his shoulders to get his face over the plate, or else there's a stream of stains down his shirt. With his shoulders forward, his upper back is "big".

That dude is big backin that food

Stop big backin, we've got plenty of time to eat.

by jmbartho January 24, 2025

Gargle barking

1.) When one becomes so intoxicated they begin to speak nonsense
2.) When laughing so hard and when speaking it turns out in ways no one understands
3.) At anytime when crossing up your words

“Nick, you were really gargle barking last night at the campfire.”
“Yesterday at work Rob was gargle barking so hard.”

by Cotesmagoates August 28, 2025

Ring Barking

When you are screaming to deficate, turtle head poking brown dragon peaking out your hole and you rush in to the toilet - let it rip without realising there is zero toilet paper, none whatsoever, just the brown cardboard cylindrical centre. Unroll the brown cardboard from its triangular edge and create what resembles a piece of bark. Now wipe your ring'ole with this. This is the act of ring barking.

Had two options, rip one off in the sink and use the tap as a bidet or full ring barking hunter gather style. Went with the latter.

by Boogaloo_Shyrimp January 14, 2026

The Dogs Were Barking

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley

John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!

by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011

Bitches be bakin'

A term referring to the reality of life. It's inevitable or bound to happen.

Dammit my house was audited, well bitches be bakin'

by Doktoberfest January 30, 2015