BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart)

BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.

Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.

BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) by DennisFreeman April 1, 2019

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Gummy Bare

Receiving fellatio from an elderly woman with dentures removed thereby receiving full dick on gums contact resulting in the blow job feeling as if it were coming from a gummy bear.

1. "Did you hear about Tommy?"
2. "He took my grandmother home from the bar last nite and received a gummy bare."

1. "Tommy is an elderly invalid who has to give Gummy Bares to pay for cable."
2. "He loves his Jamie Kennedy Experiment!"

1. "Did you see how many old ladies Joey had in his truck on the way home from Soaring Eagle?"
2. "Yea Tommy, I'm pretty sure he just brought home a bag full of Gummy Bares!"

-Also Sean Mason

Gummy Bare by Joey/Dan Hillman Jason Schlack September 5, 2013

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Sponge Knob Bare Spanks

The act of ejaculating into an everyday washing up sponge, place aside and wait for the acquired time to harden. The female then strips the male of their lower attire and proceeds to spank them with the now hardened mallet.

'Do anything good last night?'
'Met that bird for a drink...insisted on watching a bit of Sponge Knob Bare Spanks'
'Ah man, what a slag!'

Sponge Knob Bare Spanks by Little luxuries April 18, 2015