banteristic

petty lil banter, shit lines, used as a comeback or a sideline, or its just not up to standards.

"your face looks like a fookin muffin"
"hah thats banteristic, you literally have nothing more to say huh? do your worst."

by KingMunchies November 21, 2016

banter kid

A way used to call a gay/stupid person

Jonny - you see that max guy he’s a banter kid
Nathan- I know he’s gay

by BanterKid HQ June 7, 2018

Banter Fish

A reference to the 16th Century. Famously pioneered by Henry VIII a 'Banter Fish' would be given to a court jester for a particularly humorous performance.

Later became shortened and used metaphorically for recognition of a funny joke.

I say, marvelous performance. Have some Banter Fish *hands fish*

by Obscure definitions August 14, 2018

Banter Hours MK2

You thought banter hours MK1 was insane? Boy oh boy you're wrong. The target, codename Z.A.C.C has been utterly destroyed. Decimated. Obliterated. Every aspect of his being, every fiber of his body has been burnt to a crisp. The most vicious roast session of discord occured. Words cannot describe how deep BH MK2 struck. It was so severe that it puts MW2 lobbies to shame

Sargent, its time to fire Banter Hours MK2

by IssaMysteryy June 19, 2019

Banterous

When you have had enough of life, and the only way forward is to be banterous

Fuck Life, Be Banterous

by AidenTeran June 27, 2019

banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019

banter with Miezi

when a woman is turned on so bad by her partner her breath burns off his sideburns kissing his cheek

what happened to the left half of your facial hair?
I don't know, i had a banter with Miezi, next thing i know, i smell smoke on my face.

by Krkič April 3, 2020