You fat bald bastard!

Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.

(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-

by trump lost 2020 January 14, 2021

Bald guy from amazon

He is the richest person in the world. That's about it.

"hey, you know that bald guy from amazon"
"yeah, he is really rich"

by big nibba peter griffin October 24, 2018

bald cop cruiser

a police car that is marked but doesn't have the standard party lights rack on top but does have the police livery or insignia unlike fully unmarked po-pos

man, that bald cop cruiser totally nailed me on the freeway for merging out of the HOV on a double-yellow

DUDE!? are you fucking high? you're gonna blow past that bald cop cruiser!

by sodoenam August 2, 2011

Make the bald man cry

The act of jacking off or ejaculation.

Referring to your penis as the "bald man"

Friend- "Hey bro you want to go to the movies tonight?"

You- " Yeah! Lets see Harry Potter so i can Make the bald man cry!!

by ganjaaaaa July 17, 2009

Bald headed hoe shit

Women taking what we want and dismissing what we dont want. You're whatever we say you are. We know the difference between love and lust & we are completely sexually liberated in order to please ourselves and not take from the next. Fierce, independent dope ass soul ...but most of all... We do what we WANT. Cause Boy Fuck You!

I'm on my bald headed hoe shit tonight. Somebody nappy headed son bout tuh catch this work then ima ghost his ass.

by BellaMafia March 30, 2019

bald head hoe shit

Dumb or Stupid ass shit.

Dat gurl need to get off dat BALD HEAD HOE SHIT!

by BEAUTIFULL March 22, 2005

bald mans wash

soaping up the womans pubs and getting over the bald man and letting her wash his head with her soapy"kitten".

Oh wow my bald mans wash was amazing!

by oogelle January 16, 2010