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Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.
Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"
by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023
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Chuyon Bargas

A more matured version of Truhidoe that goes into the age range of 12-19. This name is only given to the very few boys who have been blessed with the name Jesus. As the newly pubescent boy enters his early years of puberty, he is also entering his new name, Chuyon Bargas. Fun fact, Chuyon Bargas will try to get you to do weird and disgusting things like smell his fingers, smell his hair, smell his socks/shoes, and will try to pull your pants down. Stay vigilant when he’s around!
Guy1:Hey isn’t that truhidoe? I heard he’s 12 yrs old now.
Guy2:That isn’t truhidoe anymore. That’s Chuyon Bargas.
by Philip handler Kress January 29, 2024
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plea bargaining

A way for some offenders to abuse the criminal justice system by avoiding conviction of more serious charges which would result in a sentence that includes a term of incarceration or other requirements that would get in the way of their future criminal activity.
In the plea bargaining phase the defendant was able to negotiate with the help of their attorney a pleas of guilty to the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Murder over Sex Abuse because they didn't want to have to register as a Sex Offender.
by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024
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Chad Barging

Two or more extremely attractive guys who are at a minimum 7.5 out of 10. In this scenario, there are no token sub-5's or guys who pass with just their personality. This concept has risen in popularity in the 2020's with the rise of mog culture.

Chad Barging is pretty easy to spot. They command whatever room they're in without trying. Women are instantly drawn to them, and nobody disagrees that they're a group of panty droppers. Men are split with Chad Barging as they will either respect and aspire to be like them or show pure hatred and disdain for them. Other men instantly might call them the G word because they have no other insults.

Picture it, a crowded gym at 7:30 PM. The sudden scent of Axe, peripherally chiseled chins, manicured flowy hair, and West Coast bro accents draws your attention. One of them is surely wearing crocks but nobody calls him out because he's sort of untouchable. They know they're hot and don't mind being noisy, though if they accidentally run into someone they pardon themselves with a "my bad, bro". They closely choose their circle because they, too, can be easily mogged. So they make it all about aesthetic. Taking their shirts off and all flexing in front of the mirror mid-workout is an essential part of Chad Barging. This takes place in the locker room, or even right out on the floor.

They know they peak before 30 so they live it up and party hard.
Man. Look at that those guys Chad Barging. They can get any girl they want. Should I approach and ask them their secrets? Let's begin mewing right away.

Daisy, don't be obvious, but there's some serious Chad Barging going on at the juice bar. Love the blonde one, I wonder what his IG is. OMG stop me!

Brodee, your cheekbones are looking stellar - you must be on a kickass diet. Come Chad Barge with us.

You missed a wild night out last night bro. Branson and Coby met us at Binky's and we did a total Chad Barge! It was fire! Hoes couldn't keep their eyes off us. Hope you can make it next time!
by ChadElk88 May 20, 2025
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win-lose bargaining

The result of a possible win-win scenario in which the clear beneficiary of the win-win scenario fails to keep their end of the bargain, resulting later into a win-lose scenario.

Commonly found with people who fail to transition a informal verbal agreement to a formal written agreement, backstabbers, double-cross someone, or dealing with someone with a "do nothin', get everythin'" mentality.
1.) When Paul failed to wash the dishes all week after his father let him go to a party the previous week, his father realized that he was a victim of win-lose bargaining.

2.) Mike had been involved with some win-lose bargaining when he and Ken agreed to split the bill only for Ken to leave without notice, leaving Mike to pay for the large meal.

3.) When someone agrees to give another head after they themselves have been given head, but then leaves, the giver of head is on the losing side of the win-lose bargaining.
by lastray February 23, 2011
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blow fucgy baer

wen your mind explodes beacouse of dick pawers
by chicking2005 June 4, 2018
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Pulled a Barger

When you make plans to go see Huey Louis and the news or go backpacking and the guy cancels a day before for something entirely pointless. Essentially blue balling the planner and bailing on plans.
Hey man! Wanna go see a movie next week? Sure! *cancels an hour before* "Sorry man I gotta go windex Lightbulbs." This dude just pulled a barger on me
by This Dude in Blue April 14, 2020
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