gorilla attack

step 1. Shave pubes and conceal in hand.
step 2. skeet on some bitch
step 3. after a proper money shot, slap the bitch's face with the hand concealing the pubes

the victim's face will look part gorilla.

"Gorilla attacking Gabby Balle will bring balance to the universe."

by howarddean May 18, 2006

mac attack

A sudden urge to eat a McDonald's Big Mac. Satisfying too many mac attacks leads to diabetes. And the fatness.

I feel a mac attack coming on.

That fatass looks like he's had one too many mac attacks.

by mcfakey April 13, 2006

sac-attack

1. an attack on one's sac.
2. an attck from one's sac.
3. an attack on one's sac from another's sac.
4. sac civil war; war between the sacs; attack between the sacs on one's crotch.
5. see also: ding-a-ling-a

is the left one winning this sac-attack?

by kris wiggam February 13, 2003

flap attack

to violently flap ones penis all up and around anothers face, prefferibly a sleeping or disabled person.

go flap attack that stationary motherfucker!

by stackattack January 2, 2011

backside attack

Real-A term used in chemistry to describe a chemical reaction mechanism.

Slang-When a girl who doesn't know you are there bends over and you (attack/ hump the fuck out of) her backside.

Girly was bending over so i busted her up with a backside attack

by The Doug April 11, 2003

reverse double dunk attack

When a man spins a basketball on his penis and then the woman takes the basketball off the mans penis using only her tongue keeping it spinning. she then proceeds to have intercourse with the man until he ejaculates and she is launched into the air and does a 180 slam dunk. this move must be done in a gymnasium.

Yo man this weekend im totally gonna reverse double dunk attack brenda

by JohnShan March 10, 2008

Shaq Attack

In Pornography when a black male suddenly enters a scene unexpectedly, and proceeds to have intercourse with the female subject of the film.

"Oh, yeah so we were watching this movie called Whale Tails and a Black man named Jamal enters a room of beautiful big butted women and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with them, we then screamed oh shit its a shaq attack".

by Tictac1026 August 16, 2008