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Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P
I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
mugGet the Murphy's Law of Attentivenessmug.

Attention seeking

Someone who has too much time on their hands so they decide to talk about them or do dumb shit to get people to look at them or talk about them, usually named Kiever, typically with 0-2 friends. They are willing to do everything for attention, like ruin friendships, spread rumors, start tantrums, post depressing Instagram stories and Tiktoks, etc.

These attention seekers are normally fat, hoeless, hideous, antisocial fatherless children.
Person 1: Kiever is soy annoying, he always wants to start problems.
Person 2: Ikr, he's always Attention seeking.
by Loco9888 November 28, 2021
mugGet the Attention seekingmug.

attention-whore

Attention whore,

An attention whore is someone whom is ENTITLED AF, who craves nothing but attention, someone whom is conceited and is right about everything.

Someone who fakes an injury just to be in the spotlight, who exaggerates things to stupid extents.
Please, be aware, abort mission, if you come in contact with an attention-whore.
Person 1 "Damn Mandi, you're such an attention whore!"
Person 2 "Not me, I'm just the queen bee! I just crave attention from everyone because I'm top shit!"
Person 1 "Yikes...yep... definitely an attention-whore."
by xx.a.clinton.xx November 30, 2019
mugGet the attention-whoremug.

attention

the only thing gay ppl who show pride want
Kenneth just wants attention
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 17, 2023
mugGet the attentionmug.

Attention

Some thing that I will never give a hoe.
aaliyah gimme attention ”
No bitch, df do I look like .
by Aaliyah hoe November 20, 2020
mugGet the Attentionmug.

Attention whore

Someone who will do anything for attention, regardless of whether it’s positive or negative
by Ashtonxx June 15, 2021
mugGet the Attention whoremug.
Line the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic when calling for the Medick.
"EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!" -Heavy
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick
by DemoknighTeamFortressTheSecond February 28, 2025
mugGet the EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!mug.

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