The Old Norman

When a male masturbates to the point of climax while either looking at pictures or watching video of his best friend having intercourse with his significant other.

Pete: "Did you see that postcard of Ian and Trish in Maui"? Jim: "We should wack off to it". Pete: "The Old Norman"? Jim: "You know it".

by Matthew Scarpelli Cumberland December 10, 2013

Old Rose

An old harbor prostitute, usually above 45.

Sailor: Last time I was on land I had to settle for an old rose, all the young girls were taken

by PapaFritaMan July 16, 2015

hella old

How old bryan is

Bryan is hella old

by Manoftheworld99 June 18, 2017

old shitbag

An elderly homeless person that reeks of shit stained underwear.

The old shitbag must of slept on our back porch again because it now smells like a filthy outhouse again.

by Nanker Phelge May 26, 2021

Old Tomato

Substitute for ultimatum

Sydney was tired of waiting for Hunter propose, so she gave him the old tomato

by Lzydogrnch July 25, 2020

Old Snort

When something is a really old call.

That meme is a really old snort.

by PandaSpira November 22, 2019

old bad

The dank musky scent usually attributed to an older worse smelling idividual (usually grandmother). This scent usually is a mixture of old house, stale cigarettes, feline urine and stanky senior citizens.

"dude, that senior home smelled like 8 different kinds of old bad"

by nooger April 06, 2006