by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the Entity Countmug. A man who likes large numbers of inches up his bum. But slowly, so he can count them. He also does it whilst on a roundabout.
by leonlikesbum February 11, 2014
Get the counting roundaboutmug. When you know you aren’t making par, so you count when you start putting and miraculously make a birdie.
by Clardaddy July 26, 2023
Get the Ocho Countingmug. When someone has 2/3 of a strikeout. A Full-Count is when you take a hit from a bong, and take a shot without the beer. Or when you take a hit from a bong and chug a beer without shot.
Dude he got messed up off of that Full-Count. Thank God we forgot the beer...a Strikeout would have been to much for him.
by AveryPorter July 5, 2011
Get the Full-Countmug. Yeah, you made double bogey on that? No, I made an albatross on this par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting.
by Clardaddy July 26, 2023
Get the Ocho Countingmug. Going full count comes from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo. It happens when The main character becomes a bad ass, and starts absolutely killing it. He’s building up the whole movie, escaping from jail, finding the treasure, winning knife fights, being a pirate, but the transformation is complete when he comes to his party in a hot air ballon, holding a cane, wearing a silk robe. The pinnacle of one’s life, absolutely killing it.
Going full count: has he gone full count yet? Wait for it…
Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.
Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.
by T-rentOpotamus January 6, 2023
Get the Going Full Countmug. by Don't take a L to me August 17, 2021
Get the this finals doesn't countmug.