Ocho Counting

When you know you aren’t going to make par, so you begin counting when you pull out your putter.

Yeah, you made double bogey on that? No, I made an albatross on this par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting.

by Clardaddy July 26, 2023

Count Dankula

A god of free speech put on planet earth to offer common sense to a populous of primarily imbeciles.

A man with endless abilities to make negative topics funny whilst maintaining the ability to inform.

"Count Dankula is the only kind of news worth watching"

by Shootin6mill March 15, 2024

Jesus Velazquez Rodriguez Are The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

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😱:Jesus Velazquez Rodriguez Are The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025

for the counts

to do something only to make up numbers

john was with her for the counts

by trinireds777 December 13, 2016

t ig count

I have two accounts, one account where I don't put photo of myself on profile picture and another where I dont.

Everyone can use t ig counts

by Natasha Lobo September 12, 2021

count binface

Someone who makes elections vaguely interesting and amusing.

You voting for Lord Buckethead? Nope, I'm all in with Count Binface.

by Reefknot June 24, 2021

bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked

what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.

by madsky kaylook August 28, 2023