The Alt Boho mom does not fall prey to all suburban soccer mom fads and trends, she's not quite crunchy or granola mom, but yet grows her own veggies, or attempts to...but she's a mom. So the back up is to hit her local farmers market. Her house is decorated with plants, mixed with mid century modern vibe, and taxidermy (in the bug variety). She prepares home-cooked meals, but grub hubs from the neighborhood Indian restaurant, weekly. She follows vaccine schedules but breastfeeds until her baby can ask in a full sentence "May I have a boobie please?" She gives birth at home, or a birthing center and dreams of a water birth. For fun She follows true crime podcasts, and solves cold case murders. She has traded in former activities of live music shows in various basements, for watching NPR Tiny Desk Concerts.
Her kids names are unique or inspired by musicians, scientists or vintage family names. They play with wooden, Montessori toys, wear cloth diapers, that she may have a service for. Some are raised gender non-conforming. She lives either in remodeled, vintage, older homes with gay neighbors on each side, or in the suburbs where she takes long trail walks each day.
Her kids names are unique or inspired by musicians, scientists or vintage family names. They play with wooden, Montessori toys, wear cloth diapers, that she may have a service for. Some are raised gender non-conforming. She lives either in remodeled, vintage, older homes with gay neighbors on each side, or in the suburbs where she takes long trail walks each day.
A conversation between a soccer mom and an alt boho mom sounds like this.
Soccer mom: "Would you like to join me at Orange Theory for a work out?"
Alt Boho Mom: "Do you know what the carbon footprint is of treadmills. Walking outdoors is free, and I just read all this research based information on how it supports your mental health. Also, there was a cold case murder that occurred on this trail and I think I know where."
Soccer mom: "OMG that's horrifying, is it a safe trail for the kids! You should notify neighborhood watch."
Alt Boho Mom: "I'll bring some gluten free fig bars from the co-op and clay for sun screen."
Soccer Mom: "I have to pick up my Subaru outback from its oil change, drop Noah at baseball and pick up Delaney from dance, then I'll be OMW."
Soccer mom: "Would you like to join me at Orange Theory for a work out?"
Alt Boho Mom: "Do you know what the carbon footprint is of treadmills. Walking outdoors is free, and I just read all this research based information on how it supports your mental health. Also, there was a cold case murder that occurred on this trail and I think I know where."
Soccer mom: "OMG that's horrifying, is it a safe trail for the kids! You should notify neighborhood watch."
Alt Boho Mom: "I'll bring some gluten free fig bars from the co-op and clay for sun screen."
Soccer Mom: "I have to pick up my Subaru outback from its oil change, drop Noah at baseball and pick up Delaney from dance, then I'll be OMW."
by Nerdybird30 May 19, 2022
Get the Alt boho mommug. by thealtf4psychic October 16, 2020
Get the Alt+F4mug. by bluehoodie April 20, 2024
Get the Bank altmug. 
Es ist ein Stück vom Uluru-Berg, welches abgesegt worden ist und in Laatzen als Australisches Parlament genutzt wird.
Hierbei ist es mir wichtig anzumerken, DASS DER ULURU ALT-Laaten zu ALT-LAATZEN und NICHT zu Laatzen gehört!
Hierbei ist es mir wichtig anzumerken, DASS DER ULURU ALT-Laaten zu ALT-LAATZEN und NICHT zu Laatzen gehört!
Hey hast du den Uluru Alt-Laatzen schon gesehen?
Ja habe ich, zum Glück gehört er Alt-Laatzen und nicht Laatzen
und nicht zu Laatzen weil wir sind die OG´s und sind viel krasser
als die
Da stimme ich dir zu, ES LEBE DER ULURU
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAA
Ja habe ich, zum Glück gehört er Alt-Laatzen und nicht Laatzen
und nicht zu Laatzen weil wir sind die OG´s und sind viel krasser
als die
Da stimme ich dir zu, ES LEBE DER ULURU
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAA
by Uluru-Master 420 June 30, 2020
Get the Uluru Alt-Laatzenmug. When somebody creates and uses alternative (alt) accounts to rig a vote in their favour or to have more members in their group/server online.
by jtm5487 July 29, 2020
Get the Altedmug. ppl:
they all have pony, nose piercings. They keep talking about their "trauma" which's a complete fabrication in some cases. they act like they deserve pity, all listen to the same depressive music and they partake in a lot of drugs, wich makes them fake to other ppl( hiding behind a wall of lies)
they all have pony, nose piercings. They keep talking about their "trauma" which's a complete fabrication in some cases. they act like they deserve pity, all listen to the same depressive music and they partake in a lot of drugs, wich makes them fake to other ppl( hiding behind a wall of lies)
Quinty: "It's pretty annoying! Alt(ernative) means 'different from the rest' yet they all look exactly alike!!
-I now find ppl alternative if they're e just being themselves"
Olive: " Im going to add this to urban dictionary:)"
Q:" loll "
-I now find ppl alternative if they're e just being themselves"
Olive: " Im going to add this to urban dictionary:)"
Q:" loll "
by Olive203420 January 21, 2024
Get the Altmug.