A method used to notify others when there is a heightened chance of having your partner shit on your side of the bed. Also known as a code brown
"She was eating taco bell and sucking down margaritas all night. I may have to put out an amber alert"
by Slippery_Jim11 April 25, 2022

My wife got pissed grabbed a Mango seltzer and went for a walk, it’s been 24 hours we have issued a Rose Gold Alert. Note: She was not taken or abducted because no one that shit.
by Palm Springs #fresh November 6, 2021

When someone shits the bed.
by datemeamber April 28, 2022

by Faetal October 3, 2018

by preudoHexon January 7, 2022

by Esco Tha Great January 29, 2019

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
by gl.dot August 12, 2023
