Amber Alert

A method used to notify others when there is a heightened chance of having your partner shit on your side of the bed. Also known as a code brown

"She was eating taco bell and sucking down margaritas all night. I may have to put out an amber alert"

by Slippery_Jim11 April 25, 2022

Rose Gold Alert

A cis-female gen-xer or elderly millennial gets sick of life and says fml or duces.

My wife got pissed grabbed a Mango seltzer and went for a walk, it’s been 24 hours we have issued a Rose Gold Alert. Note: She was not taken or abducted because no one that shit.

by Palm Springs #fresh November 6, 2021

Amber Alert

When someone shits the bed.

Boy, I really Amber Alerted when I screwed up that job interview.

by datemeamber April 28, 2022

Line Alert

When someone has been figured out but can't admit it.

Oh you're not salty?? I call Line Alert

by Faetal October 3, 2018

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by preudoHexon January 7, 2022

Cap alert

When a person lies have been detected

Tyrique rell speeding bai hmmm cap alert yh

by Esco Tha Great January 29, 2019

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023