assorted alcohol

A variety of alcohol which one would bring to a party

Female:What do you consider "assorted alcohol"? Lol

Experienced Male: A good variety of alcohol one would bring to a party. Like your brothers 18th birthday party.

by My wallet has a cactus in it July 9, 2017

Accelerated alcoholic

Someone who drinks an extreme amout of alcohol daily.

Jon is an definitely an accelerated alcoholic.

by DamPam July 8, 2019

Alcoholic

When Tim and Jacob are trying to get drunk on a monday

You alcoholic turkey Pipers want to get drunk on a Monday

by Turkeypipe, alcoholic, turkey December 5, 2016

Alcohol

The HARAM shit most dads drink

Friend: yo bro do you want a glass of alcohol

Quran reading mega Muslim: ASTUGFURALLAH

by Jared the wanking pelican July 1, 2023

Alcohol Enthusiast

Essentially an alcoholic in denial

Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :

1. They deny they are an alcoholic

2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink

3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends

4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and

“ savor” the taste of alcohol

5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash

6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time

Ex: “ oh I’m not an alcoholic. I’m an alcohol enthusiast. There’s a big difference”

by Marshmelliesoup May 10, 2021

alcohol enema

A male who takes alcohol via enema so it enters his system quicker

"Let's take a bofa together or an alcohol enemaand go get some frat girls, Hell yeah"!

by realterms101 October 1, 2018

Medical Alcohol

Alcohol that is consumed to treat a "medical condition" such as anxiety, difficulty sleeping, shyness, or restlessness.

I couldn't fall asleep last night so I had some medical alcohol - a few shots of vodka did the trick!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023