Alarm Clock

A homemade bomb; specifically one with a timer.
Better get outta here soon, the alarm clock is gonna go off!
by All Mighty Allah November 09, 2016
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Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other
“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”
by SovietFemboy March 12, 2024
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French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping
"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."
by Alejandro Cabello September 06, 2021
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Sounding the alarm

When you're about to do anal with someone and you slap your dick imbetween their ass cheeks creating an alarm type noise to notify your partner, you're about to enter their rectum. Can be enhanced by shouting 'bombs away!' Or by screaming like a gibbon
Tyler: "Dude, did you do anal with her?"
Tristan: "Yes but I was sounding the alarm, so all us fine, as she was prepared."
Tyler: "Indubitably...."
by Simmypoo December 27, 2024
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Cumbrian Alarm Clock

Waking a sleeping bed fellow with anal sex.
She was rudely awakened by Chris’s Cumbrian Alarm Clock.
by ChrisOl May 06, 2021
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Iranian alarm clock

A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.
We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.
by Breakfast Imam August 07, 2019
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Alarm Arms

Code word for a guy who has really strong smelling armpits.
Alarm Arms just pulled up. Let's hope he came to buy some deoderant.
by Man of 3 bushes October 18, 2021
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