Amish Palmer

Drinking Arnold Palmers while getting a hand job in a horse drawn carriage

I was shotgunning an Arnold Palmer while she was giving me an Amish Palmer in the carriage at Christmas.

by YEE F*ckin HAW October 20, 2023

Amish snowball

When she sucks off the horse and spits the horse cum down your throat

Phil just couldn't believe she gave him an Amish Snowball with their horse

by Fatwanker October 23, 2023

Amish Airlines

Travel by train in America on slow clunky regular routes instead of flying.

Grandma is so afraid of heights and ain't in no hurry - she gonna take Amish Airlines to Portland.

by wfukradio November 19, 2023

Amish Gap Year

Amish Gap Year is a life changing experience that gives you a new perspective on life

Holy shit that coffee shop (Tous Les Jours) was so good, it was our Amish Gap Year

by Big Bakey October 19, 2024

Amish Paintball

When a woman on her day of the month bends over, forces herself to sneeze and blow out her used tampon onto her unsuspecting friend(s)

Girl one: want to play some Amish Paintball with me?
Girl two: what's Amish Paintballing? Do we, like, throw tomatoes at each other? Hehe.
Girl one: no, you play it like this! *bends over and sneezes out and shoots used tampon onto girl two*

Girl two: EEEEWWW!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ARE, LIKE, SO FUCKEN GROSS!!! *bends over and sneezes and shoots her own used tampon back*

by AFellar November 8, 2024

Amish Masturbate

To "Amish Masturbate" is to masturbate without the assistance of any modern technological advancements.
This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.

Man, I've been watching too much porn lately. I think I'm going to exclusively Amish masturbate for a while.

by Epileptic Squirrel Rapist December 7, 2024

Amish crockpot

The act of eating an Amish woman out but throwing up when tasting and smelling how disgusting her pussy is, then proceeding to sew her pussy shut for a week. Then later come back and eat what’s been cooking for you.

I heard that Josh snuck into Elizabeth’s house and gave her an Amish crockpot

by Ewalkington1774 December 8, 2023