Adult minute

The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…

Kid: Hey Mom can you take me to the Park?
Mom: Yeah in a minute… (“adult minute”)
Kid: ☠️

by Katthekrazy June 21, 2023

[adult swim]

Cartoon Network's late night programming block that you probably used to stay up late to watch Family Guy on as a kid. Has a habit of showing weird experimental programming past midnight, which you've probably woken up to in the middle of the night and wondered if you were still dreaming.

Kid A: "You look tired today. Did you stay up to watch Family Guy on adult swim again?"
Kid B: "Yeah, and then I woke up to some weird shit at 3 AM and couldn't tell if it was real or not."

by Yongle Yui III January 15, 2024

child adult

someone who is 18-20 years old

an 18 year old is a child adult

by Elysmile April 7, 2021

Adult

People who are wiggity wack

Look at that adult

by #Sonata_5102 May 2, 2020

Adulting

The act of trying to pretend to seem to look like a responsible and sensible, mature person.

Hm, I'll be 38 tommorw. Oh damn, I've been adulting for almost two decades now.

by VermilionRubin May 23, 2023

Adult Service

something an adult does or something limited to adults.

"Sarah is doing an adult service and she's only 16."

by fumitsuki September 23, 2025

Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose

I'm over 30, and I don't work at a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.

by Sportysnake November 19, 2020