slug syndrome

being so incredibly horny it concerns everyone around them. Horny at anytime e.g dentist, school, just anywhere. Its incredible atrocious.

person 1: you’re so..horny now.
person 2: i got slug syndrome 😒

by erenissuperior June 28, 2021

Moon Slugging

Spreading a trail of pre-cum over a bare ass when having sex doggie style.

Man last night I just turned 'em over and we were moon slugging for a good long time.

by da Val June 16, 2008

Slug Orgy

When a Group of 5 or more young adults have group sex in sleeping bags.

A group of pensioners having a sleepover.

Guy 1: No, its true. I was conceived at a Slug Orgy.
Guy 2: No Shit!
Guy 1: Yeah, a real cluster fuck.
Guy 2: you disgust me.

by ClusterSlug April 14, 2019

Slug position

When you're going to town with your girl and she lays on her belly as you give her penis from behind

I was tired of doggie style so we switched to a slug position

by SkyBor November 2, 2019

scrumptious slugs

Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,

I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.

To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.

Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.

Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs

by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018

slug bite

When a bitch teabags someone and clamps her coochie lips to perform a pitching action.

So this bitch from tinder was ridding my face last night and she fucking hit me with a slug bite. Almost took my nose clean the fuck off, she got a gripper.

by DopeyMinkXX October 19, 2020

Slug Class

noun, pejorative adjective. A group of people in a society caught in a cycle of grinding prosperity. Focusing their energy on paid employment to maintain their lifestyle, they have little interest in long term careers, social, or political engagement or advancement. Unlike slug labor, their education ranges from nil to advanced.

Members of the slug class just work to work and don't venture to improve their condition through social or political activism. They believe that the system cannot or should not be changed, manipulated, or subverted for any reason. They generally don't think about what is happening unless it is narrowly focused on their present job, living situation, or eminent personal danger. Resistant to challenging or even discussing the status quo, social pressure within their social group tends to reinforce this mindset.

Referring to Mike Judge's masterwork, "Office Space", the character Peter Gibbons experiences an epiphany and rises out of the slug class; he realizes there is something wrong but cannot act towards his own advancement until this epiphany.

Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, um...every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.

by CivilJoe May 21, 2013