by The frog January 29, 2016
by Joe Pepper April 01, 2017
by LL Analysts December 19, 2019
by NutSocketRocket January 24, 2020
Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs
by T H O T P O L I C E October 03, 2018
I accidentally left a titty slug on Martha while making love to her bodacious tits. Damn you Taco Bell.
by Pierre Boudreaux April 10, 2018
So this bitch from tinder was ridding my face last night and she fucking hit me with a slug bite. Almost took my nose clean the fuck off, she got a gripper.
by DopeyMinkXX October 19, 2020