juggling the ponies

Giving someone useless tasks to do just for the enjoyment of those watching.

Check out Bob the intern, old man Jones really has him juggling the ponies today.

by jackal38 May 6, 2011

Poo Pony

Reference to a very promiscuous homosexual male submissive/bottom.

Person A: “See anyone here you like the look of?”
Person B: “Yeah that Turkish boy, but I know him, he’s a total Poo Pony!”

by Budget Ninja April 21, 2021

pony proud

proud about insignificant achievements

After he finished cutting the lawn, the man was so pony proud.

by george w shrub September 23, 2017

Pony Brothers

Parallel to the term scissoring scissors, Pony Brothers are two males or two humans with a penis who ride each other without penetration.

Hey Armon: would you like to be Pony Brothers tonight? All the fun awaits for us without having to prep!

by Kingfabester October 11, 2020

flesh pony

When a female uses a male as nothing more than a human sex toy.

Damnit Erika, I am not just a flesh pony! I have thoughts and feelings too!

by Bekki Rawks December 9, 2014

Petting the pony

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.

Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.

by Chelle-Belle June 1, 2017

toxic pony

Reverse cowgirl but for pegging

“We tried the toxic pony last night… it was AMAZING”

by InkOpals July 15, 2023