When a Group of 5 or more young adults have group sex in sleeping bags.
A group of pensioners having a sleepover.
A group of pensioners having a sleepover.
Guy 1: No, its true. I was conceived at a Slug Orgy.
Guy 2: No Shit!
Guy 1: Yeah, a real cluster fuck.
Guy 2: you disgust me.
Guy 2: No Shit!
Guy 1: Yeah, a real cluster fuck.
Guy 2: you disgust me.
by ClusterSlug April 14, 2019
by The frog January 29, 2016
by Joe Pepper April 01, 2017
by LL Analysts December 19, 2019
by NutSocketRocket January 24, 2020
Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs
by T H O T P O L I C E October 03, 2018
I accidentally left a titty slug on Martha while making love to her bodacious tits. Damn you Taco Bell.
by Pierre Boudreaux April 10, 2018