Drop a pony

To defaecate, take a dump, release the beast, drop the kids off at the pool etc etc

I'm just going to go and drop a pony, Gary

by TheJew101 September 16, 2010

Mystic Pony

A slang word for methamphetamine. Used as if one was riding the mystic pony.

That guy? Oh yeah, he's definitely riding the mystic pony.

by Darthax March 6, 2011

first pony

1. when you ride that dick for the first time
2. when small you rode that poor pony at the school fair

definition one
girl one. omg i dont think im a lesbian anymore
girl two. did you have your first pony?
girl one. yeah

definition two
mum. look hannah there's a pony over there, wanna ride it?
hannah. YES!!!!
mum. its gonna be you're first pony!

by cccasee April 25, 2019

pony out

give money.
pay your dues.

"why don't you pony out?"

by mimosonamia February 15, 2014

Petting the pony

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.

Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.

by Chelle-Belle June 1, 2017

pony dunked

When you are gang raped by a pack of horny urban preeteen boys

Tell you didnt get pony dunked on you way home from work dad

by Swissenchalada December 1, 2016

Click Pony

People that can't help but be manipulated by social media. People that run with social media tricks. Like a Show Pony.

I don't care if you hear Yanny or Laurel. Quit being a Click Pony!

by jgbauer June 6, 2018