zuppagargonizer

1)A guy (usually mexican) who tends to creep on women. He is widly rejected by them. While he can't get women he still has some friends.

2) hopeless.

3) one who gargles balls.

Levi: Hey Erica Josh is such a zuppagargonizer.

Erica: I know, he left a creepy note in my locker!

by Reezy Police May 30, 2008

skinny zipping

foreskin firmly caught in trouser zip

boris was in such a rush to exit the cupboard he went skinny zipping

by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003

zipperhead

when a guy closes a zipper on the head of his dick.

Ted (holding himself): Owwwww!
Billy: What's wrong with you?
Ted: I zipperheaded myself when I went to the bathroom...

by modernmusicisstupid July 14, 2010

zipper

the white dotted line on the roads

that jackass is riding the zipper

by transporter74 July 31, 2009

zippy

Said in reference to Ann. Nobody knows what it means.

"Ann is zippy."

"Zippy?"
"Yeah, Ann."

by cdd527 December 3, 2004

Rusty zipper

When a man's butt hairs dread together from not showering.

"I've been on this greyhound bus for four days, haven't changed my underwear, eating nothing but Mexican food. I have a wretched rusty zipper "

by Nastycar August 19, 2015

Zipper Kid

Same definition, see Pillow Kid

James Jennings is such a zipper kid, yesterday we were having a nerf war and I shot him in the eye so he cried and went home, and the nerf war was ruined.

by Steven Dayton October 25, 2004