yogurt dog

white curlyish dogs that looked like theyve been dipped in yogurt and dried
i always think of the cat with yogurt all over his face but with a dog

me: bro ur dog is such a yogurt dog
silly: wdym bruv wtf is a yogurt dog
me: like the meme of the cat dipped in yogurt
silly: ohhh yea he honestly is 😭

by nocluebruc January 31, 2024

Spaghetti And Yogurt

Noun, Slur

An insult to chefs and kitchens worldwide. Considered to be one of the worst dishes throughout the food industry. Made by combining spaghetti, and vanilla yogurt. Do not consume under any circumstances.

Recommended actions when encountering a Spaghetti And Yogurt enjoyer:
•Murder
•Torture
•Assimilation

Gose: I love Spaghetti And Yogurt, it is fine dining!
Nikki: *fricking kills gose* sigma sigma 🗿

by WhimsyKu January 21, 2025

South Sudan Strawberry Yogurt

When you and your significant other shit bloody diarrhea into eachothers ears and use your/their dick like a spoon to scoop it out and eat it like its strawberry yogurt.

Hey babe! Want to go try some south sudan strawberry yogurt after we try some belgian waffle pudding ?

by seachips January 11, 2025

yogurt Drop

When your staring at a girl with big double d boozums and you drop you yogurt and your dick falls out of your pants because the boozums are too distracting.

Yogurt Drops is a classic when your admiring boozums and they are just to big and naughty

by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger

A mans 3rd leg

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger Is going crazy on that girls face

by Weowentard June 2, 2020

Spinning yogurt

When a dude has already cum but keeps going.

A gentleman keeps spinning yogurt until the lady finishes as well.

by Lady Creep October 28, 2017

perfect yogurt

someone who is gay

"You're a perfect yogurt"

"Thank you!"

"I don't think you know what perfect yogurt means"

"What does it mean?"

"It means you're gay"

"Fuck you"

by top hat dude July 3, 2021