Abbreviation for eXtreme Makeout Session.
A makeout session ranging from 1st to 3rd base depending on the situation, location, or mood.
Usually planned ahead with no emotional attachment or strings attached.
A makeout session ranging from 1st to 3rd base depending on the situation, location, or mood.
Usually planned ahead with no emotional attachment or strings attached.
Lee: Hey Cat! Wanna have an xms later?
Cat: Sure.
Cat: Heh, Lee and I had a crazzzyyyy xms last night at Kevin's party.
Amanda: ...is Lee available tonight?
Cat: Sure.
Cat: Heh, Lee and I had a crazzzyyyy xms last night at Kevin's party.
Amanda: ...is Lee available tonight?
by JRizzzzzzle June 25, 2005
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XML Molestation is considered a profound psycho-sexual pathology by most healthy, wealthy, and wise Visual Studio programmers. Like a Peeping Tom, XML Molesters feel a desperate and uncontrollable need to peek under Visual Studio’s panties to get a gander at what the lady really looks like on the inside. What they don’t understand is that such crass anatomical knowledge of Visual Studio’s private parts is not necessary for a productive business relationship with the lady. Indeed, it is usually counter productive. XML Molestation can lead to major project corruption, as Visual Studio.NET can become quite angry when you poke her in the nether regions, and chew your project up.
XML Molestation is considered a profound psycho-sexual pathology by most healthy, wealthy, and wise Visual Studio programmers. Like a Peeping Tom, XML Molesters feel a desperate and uncontrollable need to peek under Visual Studio’s panties to get a gander at what the lady really looks like on the inside. What they don’t understand is that such crass anatomical knowledge of Visual Studio’s private parts is not necessary for a productive business relationship with the lady. Indeed, it is usually counter productive. XML Molestation can lead to major project corruption, as Visual Studio.NET can become quite angry when you poke her in the nether regions, and chew your project up.
Ron of IT Professionals Inc. is a real XML molester. I heard him interviewing a 10 year veteran programmer the other day. He chewed this guy a new one because he couldn't explain XML tag structure of SOAP envelope, and a web.config file.
by Bochambo Lochacopota April 11, 2006
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