Phone Wreck

Phone Wreck - When the act of doing something while talking, texting, or otherwise using ones phone causes the person to be involved in some form of incident causing or not causing injury.

I was walking through the mall the other day on my phone, and I had a phone wreck over a bench.
I feel like such a dumbass.

by WisdomMan420 July 6, 2015

Shit-wreck

Somewhere between shitfaced and a trainwreck.

Linda is a total shit-wreck tonight,

by Cool Cat Tour Coordinator October 11, 2015

Wrecking Ball (V2)

An individual with a rather large reproductive member. These people are generally assholes, they love to gloat about their penis size and how if you ever touched it how you would be utterly obliterated.

Wow look at that Wrecking Ball (V2), Alexis!!!

I know I would love that in me!

by Niggermeat October 23, 2016

Wreck

A sexy woman

Kelsey Aslinger is a wreck. Her boyfriend is very lucky.

by Gfunkydrummer October 24, 2016

Crush Wrecked

When you keeping falling for more and more people and don't know what to do.

" I got crush wrecked so many times today at school and now I don't know what to do"

by Mikayuu October 28, 2016

bus wreck

A piece of a twinkie stuck in a nutella jar

Man that bus wreck was hilarious

by Gg kush masta November 23, 2016

Wreck Fest

A Driver in NASCAR that is known to cause cautions and wrecks. Usually in a low ranking team and never won a cup race.

JJ is a total wreck fest, he causes cautions and wrecks every week.

by NASCARFAN18 November 14, 2018