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Big J Weenie 

Someone who’s name is Jonny and has big weenie
Hey there’s Big J Weenie he’s got a big weenie
Big J Weenie by yunnnoiw March 2, 2022

turtle-eenie-weenie 

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.
oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies

Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast 

analogous to a prostitutes libido juxtaposed to a BBQ grill loaded with hot dogs.
Dang, it's hotter than a hooker at a weenie roast out here!

Micro Weenis 

The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.
A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)
Micro Weenis by Dezdashat May 16, 2020

five weenies 

The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. This name was given to him by some kids while trying to win their hearts, but also earn his hero license. "Five weenies" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia fandom.
Todoroki: "My name is not five weenies, I am Shoto from UA and I wanna be a hero. My father Endeavor is currently the #1 hero, but to be frank I've always hated him and want to forge my own path in the world of pros."
Kid: "Shut tf up dry ice."
Todoroki: "ˢᵒʳʳʸ"
five weenies by dilucofmondstadt August 27, 2020

Five weenies 

Umm idk but its definitely NOT todoroki
My name is NOT five weenies. i am shoto for UA and i want to be a hero.
Five weenies by a weeb lol :) October 27, 2020