ash wednesday

a day where you get your forehead dirty.

man that priest slipped the old big thumb nose to hair liner. man i look like im black foreheaded

by whymanwhy March 6, 2004

eating nachos on Wednesday

The ultimate act of gayness.

Steve ate nachos yesterday. Doesn't he know eating nachos on wednesday is the gayest thing you can do. I can already see the guys flocking to him.

by Carl Ystremenski February 18, 2008

ash wednesday

The Day that Jews dont have shit smudged on their forehead

Bernie Goldstein walked down the street look at all the Gentiles with shit all over their forehead, then remembering it was Ash Wednesday

by Noah Pinzur March 2, 2004

First Wednesday

Arguably the only Day of the month where you don't need your alarm clock.

If you live in Cedar Rapids, you probably know about this constant phenomena:

At around 8:45 AM rain or shine the city tests it's tornado sirens, typically there are four reactions that can be combined: Wakened by the sirens (Risers), Not awakened (Snoozer), Ignoring (Hear-nothing), or Scared to shit (Wuss).

Did you hear about Trev on the First Wednesday? Word is he's a Snoozer.

by Shotinthepooper August 28, 2016

pun wednesday

A holiday celebrated every Wednesday. Buy the inventors Reina & Isabel

“ITS WEDNDAY! PUN WEDNESDAY”

by WierdLuckwithtwenty December 12, 2017

Wank Off Wednesday

Receiving a wank on the day of wednesday

Hey jack, snowys gone over to waitroses for wank off wednesday

by Carlos Jose June 27, 2017

Suck Your Titty Wednesday

It is no longer hump day we are now sucking our own tits. If you don’t suck your own titty, who will?

Are you participating in Suck Your Titty Wednesday this week?

by Abel’s main bitch August 25, 2021