ass wednesday 

1.When you put your thumb up your butt and then wipe it on your partner's forehead in the shape of a cross.
2. The day when somebody puts their thumb up their butt and then wipe it on their partner's forehead in the shape of a cross.

1.I gave J.R an ass wednesday while he was sleeping. I wonder if the priest will notice.
2. It must be ass wednesday, Jon and Shane have those brown crosses on their foreheads.

ass wednesday by fezkin August 30, 2006

Gypsy Wednesday 

When BFF has cash flow problems before money thursday and he transforms into a gypsy.

BFF goes to BFF Dave's; "Gimme some money". And after BFF Dave's give BFF money, he turns around and says "gimme some more money!". Then the BFFS take next gypsy wednesday off.

Gypsy Wednesday by BFFDave December 15, 2008

Wet Wednesday 

Phrase used to describe a person who becomes suicidally depressed and attempts to kill themselves due to the empty and utterly boring nature of their lives, often during the middle of the week (Wednesday).

Marion kept attempting suicide every Wet Wednesday, when the banality of her life as a housewife became too much to bare....

Wet Wednesday by BakerX2 December 5, 2011

ash wednesday

a day where you get your forehead dirty.

man that priest slipped the old big thumb nose to hair liner. man i look like im black foreheaded

ash wednesday by whymanwhy March 6, 2004

eating nachos on Wednesday

The ultimate act of gayness.

Steve ate nachos yesterday. Doesn't he know eating nachos on wednesday is the gayest thing you can do. I can already see the guys flocking to him.

eating nachos on Wednesday by Carl Ystremenski February 18, 2008

ash wednesday

The Day that Jews dont have shit smudged on their forehead

Bernie Goldstein walked down the street look at all the Gentiles with shit all over their forehead, then remembering it was Ash Wednesday

ash wednesday by Noah Pinzur March 2, 2004

First Wednesday 

Arguably the only Day of the month where you don't need your alarm clock.

If you live in Cedar Rapids, you probably know about this constant phenomena:

At around 8:45 AM rain or shine the city tests it's tornado sirens, typically there are four reactions that can be combined: Wakened by the sirens (Risers), Not awakened (Snoozer), Ignoring (Hear-nothing), or Scared to shit (Wuss).

Did you hear about Trev on the First Wednesday? Word is he's a Snoozer.

First Wednesday by Shotinthepooper August 28, 2016