the World Wide Web

The place where you can look up stuff
John: where can I find a picture of a cat?
Lauren: oh just look it up on the world wide web
by Crunchy Crouton February 15, 2017
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spider web poops

the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.
I just got porked in the butt and now I have spider web poops.
by D-n-C November 02, 2006
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Rolling Web Site

1. A web site like Myspace that takes very long periods of time to load. 2. A web site that will fail to move the user to the next page for no apparent reason. 3. A cheaply, poorly constructed, outdated, web site that causes emotional stress to the user.
Myspace is the number 1# Rolling Web Site on the Internet! In the 5 years I have been using it, the same problems exist! Does Tom ever update the site???
by the2ndflood February 29, 2008
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Web 2.D'oh!

Used to describe 1) a failed Web 2.0 company or 2) a poor implementation of a successful Web 2.0 service
1) That Web 2.D'oh! company provided a calendar that you can share. Like we really needed another one of those. Sorry but a glossy logo can't turn a bad idea into a goldmine.

2) Did you see that company added a twitter feed to their site? Talk about a Web 2.D'oh! implementation. The only people following it are the other employees and that's probably because they are forced to.
by beta_grinder March 17, 2011
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Web-cam worthy

When your room or living quarters reaches a certain stage of cleanliness, where it would be deemed worthy for showing via web-cam, it is web-cam-worthy.
This term can also apply to pets, clothing or any other possession viewable via web-cam.
"NASA has finally produced the first web-cam worthy Space-Ship. The Project has cost the Association $US42 billion dollars."
by Full-Metal Alastair November 08, 2009
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Intellectual dark web

A "gated institutional narrative" (delivered by major sources like mainstream media, government funded research and university faculties) that elevates some conversations and tamps down others: for example differences between men and women
Today's intellectual dark web includes people who think that inequality can be changed into absolute equality and denies sex differences
by Thomas Jefferson 1986 March 17, 2018
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Spider-web Hair

Very fine and thinning hair that is kept in place with hair spray to hide baldness. The result being a thin, tangled net of hair.
"I can see that woman's bald spot through her spider-web hair."
by Double-C March 05, 2009
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