WAD

White ass dab. A guy (or potentially girl) who might not be racially white but acts like a white person through their dance, mannerisms, etc. Bottom line, a drunk ass bitch (DAB) who happens to maybe be racially white but is certainly a litty ass individual.

Bruh, that dude is being a WAD right now.

Even though he's half Mexican he 's still a white ass DAB. He dances like a 40 year old Vietnam veteran.

by Fakefratboy June 6, 2017

Wad dunnee

It means I don’t now but quicker

I wad dunnee what to do

by Mhdjfjfbc December 28, 2020

WAD

working as designed

"the system is WAD, but the user did not follow standard operating procedures so an error was encountered"

by dicer2263 December 2, 2022

wad

someone / something or a situation to be described as nothing other than wild and mad

“did you see that oversized baby? it was wad… in fact it was a wadness. some may call it a wadderz badderz.”

by bvtj September 14, 2023

Fuck Wad

A slime alien orgy where most or all participants morph into one giant blob

Slime aliens invaded earth, killed all humans, and turned the planet into fuck wad central.

by Roofie GIN and Tonic November 14, 2018

WAD

W ank
A ll
D ay

person 1 : hey bro, wanna wad
person 2 : nahh its all good, im too tired from wading yesterday. I'll watch tho

by wadder May 22, 2022

Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".

Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.

by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009