Whompyjawed

crooked offcenter notlevel uneven

The table legs are Whompyjawed.

by Kimberly Trammell May 3, 2005

whooped

adj. The state of having been beaten down.

see pwned

By the end of fencing class Emily was so whooped by Whitney that she cried. Whitney laughed because Emily is a bitch.

by Kaworu June 30, 2004

diet whoopass

sugar-free ass kicking

Chester: I'm going to kick you ass for some reason!
Simon: Please, sir, I'm a diabetic!
Chester: Okay, sport. I respect your ailment. Okay, now just give me your arm. It's indian-burn time!
Simon: Wow you really opened a can of Diet whoopass on me! I recognize!

by Simon and Chester December 4, 2003

Whoopie Cushion

While trying to have sex with a girl anal but your penis is either too large, or the anus is too dry; you wait for her to fart then you shove your penis inside her as it opens up.

Dude, I tried banging her in the ass, but I couldn't so I executed a "Whoopie Cushion."

by c-bizzle a-bizzle November 28, 2009

whooer

A nice way to call a girl a whore.

by babygoose August 15, 2003

pussy whooped

Male not in control, 1. Male that does not carry the balls in the relationship. 2. Male that does not wear the "pants" in the relationship. 3. A controled male in a heterosexual relationship. 4. Eligio

The biatch Eligio is so pussy whooped that it's not even funny!!

by Larrython September 27, 2006

Whoopas

Whoopas (pronounced like humus but with a whoop instead of hum) is a faster and family friendly way to say whoop ass.

I'm bout to open up a can of whoopas

by M00$375 August 22, 2019