fart wafter

Someone that is a connaisseur of flatulence. After release the fart wafter will cup their hand in an attempt to capture the odor and deliver it to the nose much like wine tasting.

I saw John in his office smelling his hand. It looks like he is a fart wafter.

by B warden April 1, 2007

Waffle Ho

Any Waffle House waitress (known as a "Salesperson") who cleans another waitresses table just to steal her tip.

Don't you let Dee anywhere near your table, you know she a Waffle Ho!

by Vervain December 13, 2005

waffle trap

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

clasp your goddamn waffle trap...

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Waffle Run

the act of heading to an all night diner, such as Waffle House, to soak up the booze after a heavy night of partying.

Hey dude, we're gonna need to take a "Waffle Run" later if you even think I'm gonna take another shot.

Sure thing, bro.

by The Mello Chello July 26, 2011

waffle fry

a nickname you give to a tiny guy. a miniscule person that fits in your pocket.

person 1: hey, what are you doing tonight?
person 2: naa tonight im busy, im hanging out with my waffle fry.
person 1: fucking queer.
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person 1: oh shit, i dropped my regular fry in between the couch seats. hey, my waffle fry, can you get it? you're small and miniscule!
person 2: sure.

by scabies October 14, 2011

der wafflehaus

Any job or task which one is bound to do repeatedly, menially, and with no regard for one's personal life or financial situation. As seen in Dead Like Me.

"You wanna come to the beach today, bro?"
"Sorry, man, I can't.....I'm stuck at der wafflehaus for the next 10 years."

by sefirom July 22, 2006

Salsa Waffle

The highly debated object/action that no one really knows about. It's just a salsa waffle. It can be used in different contexts, but its connotation is always dirty...very dirty.

"I salsa waffled your mom last night."

"I ate a salsa waffle off your mom last night."

"Do you wanna go salsa waffling later?"

by Salsa Waffler February 11, 2010