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Vikings

Relatives of the norwegians. Some other countries (Danmark, Sweden) tried to make their own vikings. They failed. The norwegian vikings ruled Europe, scared the crap out of anyone else, drank "mjød" (bier), fucked "kjerringer" (big breasted norwegian women), had names like "Blood axe" and made "svenskevitser" (jokes) of the other scandinavians.

Some vikings still live in Norway today.
"Run for the hills! The vikings are coming"

"Can sweden have vikings too?"
by Erik Blod April 19, 2004
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Da Vinci Code

A book that's fun to read but the quality of the reading is pretty shitty.
Even though I really liked it, that book Pamela Anderson wrote was kind of a Da Vinci Code.
by Cloudwacher August 27, 2006
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Viking Fever

A term used to describe an individual who has a strong sexual fetish-liking towards other individual who possess Scandinavian features, most notably blond hair and blue eyes who also who might exert some degree of Germanophilia/Scandinavian phile.

This term is used in a similar context with an individual who might have a strong fetish for Asians, also known as Yellow Fever.

Viking Fever can also be used loosely to refer to the liking of red-haired individuals (Erik the Red a famous Viking was redheaded) or light haired with light colored eyes individuals. The term can only be applied to individuals who are of Non-European descent (i.e. Africans, Asians, Arabs, Hispanics, etc.) or really dark-skinned/hair Europeans; but no particular race in general, as long as the person being told they have Viking Fever aren't Scandinavian themselves.
Friend 1: Bro I love Taylor Swift, she has such beautiful blond hair and blue eyes

Friend 2: Dude you got Viking Fever!

Friend 1: What's that?!?!?!

Friend 2: Means you have a fetish for blonds!
by Adam Strong January 28, 2013
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vindick

(vin 'dik)

n. one who behaves badly for spiteful, vengeful, and mean-spirited reasons.

v. trans. to treat another in an unpleasant and spiteful way in for spiteful, vengeful, and mean-spirited reasons.

Portmanteau of vindictive and dick

adj. vindickish
"He has been a real vindick to Gretchen ever since she sold her palomino to Beverly instead of him."

"I think Gretchen was vindicking him for leaving her baby at the Bodeans concert."
by Hippy Jeaunny September 1, 2013
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Da-Vinci Shot

Similar to a money shot, but instead of a face, it hits the ceiling. Based on Da-Vinci's works of art on ceilings.
Man last night, me and my girl were at the hotel and i totally rocketed a Da-Vinci Shot!
by TheDVshooter March 11, 2009
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widnes vikings

A world know rugby team, one of the only teams to be world champions won in 1989 against Canberra raiders.

They play in the “fortress” also know as Halton stadium.

Widnes entered administration and was relegated at the end of the 2018 season after the club at 1.8 million stole by the ‘board’. Even though being relegated the club and fans managed to bring together enough money to keep the team running for the 2019 season. Finishing 11 in the table after a 12 point deduction.

Widnes is know for having a strong fan base and being able to create songs for every occasion.
Widnes got a chance to play at Wembley stadium (24th August) against Sheffield where they lost as the referee allowed Sheffield to be off side the full game and Jordan Johnson (scrum half) getting badly injured and taken to hospital in the first 4 minutes.
FANS LOVE WIDNES

UP THE VIKINGS 🤘🏻
We’ve got TIMMY SHEEN!!!!
-season tickets are finally out
-FINALLY can’t wait for the season to start

UP THE WIDNES VIKINGS
by WIDNESRL October 15, 2019
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da vinci code

A book written by contreversial author Dan Brown. Although it has a good plot this book is not very well written. It is written exactly like a movie, for example, on the back a review says " Wow...Blockbuster perfection". Blockbuster. As in MOVIES! WHy didnt he write a movie script instead of a book? An how the f*** can you fit 105 chapters+epilogue and prologue into a 600 page book!?!? It's just stupid!
person1: i read this book the other day. It sucked!
person2: how much?
person1: well it didnt suck as much as the Da Vinci Code...but it was pretty close
by The Harry August 19, 2006
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