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J.D. Vance

To masturbate using an inanimate object not made for the purpose of masturbation, such as a couch.
That one guy in “American Pie” J.D. Vanced a pie.
by PNut22 August 10, 2024
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J.D. Vance

A verb, to masturbate using an inanimate object not intended for self-pleasure, such as a couch
In a famous 1999 film, a sexually frustrated high school student J.D. Vances a pie.
by PNut22 August 10, 2024
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J.D. Vance

the antichrist
"dude, the pope died the day after meeting j.d. vance! he's the antichrist!"
by 22" bad dragon April 26, 2025
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J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.
"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."
by joe995 January 14, 2025
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