This morning everyone left the house, leaving me alone with my thoughts and my hand. After talking to this hot Canadian i slipped my hand inside my panties for some vanilla beaning.
by RyattBear December 12, 2017
Get the vanilla beaningmug. by SuperiorIndian69420 October 4, 2020
Get the Vanilla popsiclemug. Susy decided for her 18th birthday to have a vanilla gulp. So one day she went to her friend Jack's house. Jack gave her a vanilla gulp for her birthday.
by Jack Garrison December 14, 2010
Get the Vanilla Gulpmug. Thomas: Yo you try this new coffee C.R.E.A.M.er?
Chris: No, what is it?
Thomas: I call it Aged Vanilla, It's just some vanilla with some cum in it!
Chris: What are you fucking gay?
Chris: No, what is it?
Thomas: I call it Aged Vanilla, It's just some vanilla with some cum in it!
Chris: What are you fucking gay?
by Dolceh_ August 30, 2016
Get the Aged Vanillamug. 1. (adj) A term used to describe a man or woman who is of extremely pale complexion, and is strangely sexy because of it.
2. (adj) A term typically used to describe females who are sexy, but in a plain way. This is not necessarily a bad thing. See example below.
3. (adj) A term used to describe a man or woman who "knows the moves" but lacks the looks.
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2. (adj) A term typically used to describe females who are sexy, but in a plain way. This is not necessarily a bad thing. See example below.
3. (adj) A term used to describe a man or woman who "knows the moves" but lacks the looks.
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1. "That man was so pale... and the fact that he is hot because of it is disturbing yet enticing"
2. a) "My girlfriend is vanilla sexy... she is not too special but she's all I need"
2. b) "I have to give her credit, she tries pretty hard. She knows exactly what to do, but she just doesn't attract me, unfortunately"
2. a) "My girlfriend is vanilla sexy... she is not too special but she's all I need"
2. b) "I have to give her credit, she tries pretty hard. She knows exactly what to do, but she just doesn't attract me, unfortunately"
by smokeception November 9, 2012
Get the Vanilla sexymug. vanilla gorilla
va·nil·la vuh-nil-uh or, often, -nel-uh go·ril·la guh-ril-uh
noun
1. An exotic, well proportioned, powerfully built, human-like creature; often mistaken as a man. No known proof of where the "vanilla gorilla" originated from currently exists. Only one "vanilla gorilla" has been sighted.
2. Highly desirable creature with flawless skill; especially when involving sex or money. - Domineering and self absorbed; speculated to believe it is the ruler of all.
"Wow sister, I just saw the most beautiful man, I think it was the Vanilla Gorilla!"
"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."
"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.
va·nil·la vuh-nil-uh or, often, -nel-uh go·ril·la guh-ril-uh
noun
1. An exotic, well proportioned, powerfully built, human-like creature; often mistaken as a man. No known proof of where the "vanilla gorilla" originated from currently exists. Only one "vanilla gorilla" has been sighted.
2. Highly desirable creature with flawless skill; especially when involving sex or money. - Domineering and self absorbed; speculated to believe it is the ruler of all.
"Wow sister, I just saw the most beautiful man, I think it was the Vanilla Gorilla!"
"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."
"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.
"Wow sister, I just saw the most beautiful man, I think it was the Vanilla Gorilla!"
"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."
"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.
"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."
"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.
by Miss Gibson November 15, 2013
Get the vanilla gorillamug. A brutal and insane man wearing no pants whatsoever (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, called Iced in the US game for). He holds his lord in high regard, and if you make him attack a figure that looks exactly like his lord, he will go kung-fooey on your ass and beat it until you are fubar but still living, and there's no stopping him when he's like this. He's THAT brutal, insane, and unstoppable.
Also, you could call any pantless (religious) zealot a Vanilla Ice.
Also, you could call any pantless (religious) zealot a Vanilla Ice.
by IcyHaku October 10, 2005
Get the vanilla icemug.