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vagina fingers

The nickname given to a girl who is open about her masturbation habits or used to joke about the fact she masturbates when she touches something of yours.
"Amy get your vagina fingers off my phone"
by addisonand5sos April 5, 2017
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vagina stab

When a dog greets a female visitor by shoving his nose in the crotch area.
My dog just committed vagina stab on my guest.
by the allioop March 6, 2015
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vagina mcvaginastein

Someone with no balls; a coward; a big whiney pussy; famously used in Harold and Kumar
Dude just do it. Quite being a little vagina mcvaginastein
by Mufasa25 January 13, 2009
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Vagina Dryer

An unattractive man who makes the vagina dryer than the Sahara desert.
Girl 1: Colby Armstrong is unfortunate looking.
Girl 2: He's a total vagina dryer.
by Captain Karma February 4, 2010
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meaty vagina

The Meaty Vagina is a vagina in which the inner labia is longer than the outer labia creating an inverse looking vagina with the longer inner lips hanging down past the outer labia. Sometimes, the inner labia, often called ripplies can rip or hurt during intercourse or childbirth. This particular type of vagina is not an effect of too much sex as some believe, however. It is most often a natural state from birth and not altogether too uncommon. There are even many fetishes devoted to Meaty Vaginas. Sometimes women have surgury to change this part of their genitalia, even though it is not necessary - only cosmetic.
This can be viewed in many modern porno websites. Although, do be sure that many of your friends will undoubtedly have the illusive meaty vagina.
by EmmaBemmaUW August 9, 2006
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God's Vagina

A term popularized in the 2008 comedy "Pineapple Express" to describe the best marajuana presumeably because of its dank odor and potency. The term can also be used to describe other things that are considered to be the best by an individual.
Dude, smell that weed. Ya like that? It's like smelling God's Vagina!

Do you like these satin sheets? Yeah? It's like being wrapped inside God's Vagina!

Hey, did you you like making love to God's Vagina? OMG, it's like FUCKING God's Vagina!
by Tenacious Faulker August 24, 2009
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Vagina Boob

Possibly the greatest of all Family Guy quotes. 'Nuff said.
Red(Cleveland)-"It was months before he said two words to anyone"
Andy(Peter)-"Vagina boob."
by fatginger November 15, 2010
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