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West Virginia Full Moon 

noun:

1. A condition wherein a person contains a full set of teeth in the context of an otherwise unhygienic population.

2. A relatively nice set of teeth when compared with other unattractive body parts of a person.
"He was the only person in the workplace with a West Virginia Full Moon."

"That girl had a West Virginia Full Moon and her hair done up. She looking good!"

West Virginia flap jack 

Slapping the foreskin of your flaccid penis against your boyfriend's lips.
The West Virginia flap jack Brian got was just an appetizer for the gay feast that followed.

salem Virginia 

A place where people think they are are country when in reality they are just average city people that hit their juul 67 time a Day
Have you been to Salem Virginia It’s insane.
salem Virginia by Djnsbsbwha June 18, 2018

West Virginia Coal Miner 

When you are doing it in the butt and you hit a turd, so you make a beeping noise.
Mike had to give her a West Virginia Coal Miner, to let her know what was up.

West Virginia paver 

Did you see the ass on that guy! He must be a West Virginia paver!
West Virginia paver by Galon August 17, 2018

Sondra Virginia 

Your typical sandy vagina. But in mixed company i.e. around your parents you may just want to call said person a Sondra Virginia.
My girlfriend is being such a Sondra Virginia
Sondra Virginia by Abbie Free August 19, 2019