ultimatefailedab0rtion

A tik toker who posts about Danganronpa and is a huge simp for nagito. Don’t fall into the wrong hands when viewing their account. It’s a curse. But funny entertainment!

I don’t have a sentence to put. Hehe but ultimatefailedab0rtion is a good person :)

by HeheGrapes May 24, 2022

The Ultimate Fleshlight

When a man fucks a pumpkin through a cut hole, and the inside of the pumpkin is still warm from the candle inside. Many times when a girl goes down on an individual who has done this, their dick tastes like pumpkin pie.

Zac hooked up with this girl the other night after using the ultimate fleshlight, and she really liked the pumpkin pie taste.

by Ms.Fun November 1, 2010

TRUE ULTIMATE POWER

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by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 25, 2019

Nathan’s ultimate team

Normally run by a scuba diver named champ bailey who tends to be a pro at it. He usually minipulates the defense and makes it very bad. For the offense there is John Elway😬 he is a scary quarterback and u would never want to meet a man as fricky as him! Overall the madden squad can be described in 2 words SCUBA DIVERS and you would never want to play with them for the sake of your life. Don’t come near them!

Scuba Squad, more like Nathan’s Ultimate Team

by Hummerboyditya119 March 9, 2019

ultimate-guitar

A website/forum with great guitar tablatures. It has some awesome guitarists that tab songs and even make instructional videos.

Unfortunatley the forum community is mostly made up of dumbass high school freshmen who want to learn to play power chords like their hero, Billy Joe Armstrong. And God forbid when they try to tab something simple like a pop-punk song, they fuck it up somehow.

If you're a good guitarist who doesn't think that My Chemical Romance and Avenged Sevenfold are the pinnacle of musicianship, come check out Ultimate-Guitar.

If you picked up the guitar to try to get pussy, stay the fuck away.

by bryan18 July 28, 2008

ultimate nazi

when you're getting a girl from behind, and you whipe a fecal matter hitler moustache on her upper lip after sticking your finger in said girl's anus. then you pull your penis out and give her a snail trail swastika on her back, while yelling about how jews are abominations of god

it's like a cross between a dirty sanchez and a snail trail

" OMFG d00d, i gave your great grandma an ultimate nazi last night and she cried because it reminded her of when she was little in poland!!! LOLZ"

by zakkcake March 28, 2007

The Ultimate Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin(oral sex while on the thrown.)while dropping the duce in a outhouse/port-a-john. The ulitmate blumpkin

"yo man, over the summer got the ultimate blumpkin in a port-a-john at ozzfest!"

by Sean & Jonas November 3, 2006