I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

a union of moons

Like a pack of wolves or a horde or zombies, a union of moons is a group of unsavoury paedophiles getting together at night.

A union of Moons is having an online meeting, let's hope the hunters are out tonight

by PH Basher June 11, 2024

Cum Union

An Orgy.

David: So Karen, Angel, Ricky, Davidita, are you ready to have a Cum Union tonight?

Ricky and Davidita: Sure....!

by Viscount Druitt February 14, 2023

Union rules

Wha... What do you mean "actors can't actually have sex when they film sex scenes!?" She should be able to consent to whoever she wants whenever she wants! What next!? Are you going to try to stop the female employees of group homes for the developmentally disabled from fucking the clients!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

Hym 😨 "Union rules!? You mean... I've been masterbating to FAKE SEX SCENES!? UERGH! UUUUGH!! 🤢 Why would you do that!? OOOHOHOHOHO!!! YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR IT NOW! I've been defrauded! I... I'm... I'm suing everybody for this! You bastards are going to pay for every wasted sperm! HHUEEGH! 🤢 Ugh! I'm suing everybody! I'm suing Ann Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal for that bullshit pill movie! I'm suing Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie for that spy movie! Everyone's getting it! You SICK bastards! FUCK! 🥺 I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS..."

by Hym Iam June 21, 2023

Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.

The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019

union

a building at a college or university used by students for recreation and other nonacademic activities.

The students gathered at the union to play pool and watch the game.

by Arminkshipper September 2, 2024

implicit union

A group of employees that act with slowness, attitude, rudeness, tardiness, absenteeism, malevolence, contempt at customers, other employees, & management, & excessive & exaggerated bureaucracy. We Are The World Types.

The employees belonging to the implicit union were a major aggravation to deal with.

by Swisher rolled tight January 2, 2021