red velvet twinkie

During anal sex, severe penetration causes rectal prolapse at which point the male partner proceeds to jizz inside the prolapsed butthole, only to gobble it up seconds later.

"Yo how was Tenjune last night?"
"Awesome, I heard Constantine gave some grenade a red velvet twinkie."
"Dude, that girl was a snook."

by Octavian DuBois February 05, 2010

Ding Twinkie

Another name for a Chocodile--a cross of a ding dong and a twinkie.

Yo, let me have a bite of your ding twinkie.

by Tony Lewis November 09, 2008

Deep Fried Twinkie

To have your penis sucked and then to cum in someones mouth immediately following anal sex.

Man, last night I Deep Fried Twinkied that chick!

by Thehighsix February 27, 2010

Stinky Twinkie

Another name for human waste product:commonly known as feces, faeces (spelling difference) or stool

"Oh dude, someone left a stinky twinkie in the toilet. Learn to flush!"

by McLange October 21, 2008

Shit a Purple Twinky

verb.
A simple phrase stated at a time of anger, simply to ease the irritation off of yourself.

Frank: "Hey Bill, no one loves you. You're adopted!"
Bill: "Shut up Frank. Go shit a purple twinky..."

by Hokie K February 20, 2008

The Twinkie Defense

Someone who uses the excuse "OMG like you know me you fat pig!"

Britt used "The Twinkie Defense" when we found out she was a fat girl named "Lora"!

by Kat May 02, 2004

West Coast Twinkie

This is when a man ejaculates inside another man's foreskin and closes it with his fingers giving it the appearance of a cream filled twinkie. It is then followed by a quick slurp of said cream.

I just gave my boyfriend a West Coast Twinkie and he loved it.

by taylee333 August 08, 2011