Turkish Smoke Signal

A Turkish Smoke Signal is when a vape pen is inserted into the anal cavity of a person with only the mouthpiece exposed. A second person then proceeds to use the vape, giving the impression they are sucking smoke from the anus of person one.

Person 1: How was your date the other night?
Person 2: It was a bit strange, he insisted that we did the Turkish smoke signal.

by wankygroen September 3, 2020

turbinate

the thing that swells and makes you unable to breath and sleep at night

dad: why arent you sleeping?
kid: because my turbinate is a being a female dog

by some random account lol September 22, 2020

Turkish Curry

when a woman eats yoghurt and biscuits and holds it in for a few days. Then you drink laxative and let rip in your partners mouth. The soggy diarrhoea mixed with the lumpy biscuits will feel like a tikka masala.

Friend: "Wanna go for a curry?"
You: "Nah, I just done the Turkish Curry with my bae"

by Your nan and her cat October 13, 2020

tucking in my shirt

per the ex mayor of NYC, when lying on the bed waiting for a blowjob, but caught with your hands in your pants, your excuse is "tucking in my shirt"

I was tucking in my shirt, after taking off the recording equipment (but before she took her clothes off)

by anonymous October 21, 2020

turkiah

Turkiah is a person who would make your year a lot better just by existing.

I’m glad that i knew Turkiah, she made my year a lot better.

by Turkiah’s bf December 1, 2020

Turkish beatwank

The act of being tied up by a Turkish man and having him beat you up then jerk your off until you’re out of semen

Fuck that bro I ain’t going to Turkey if I go some creepy old man will give me a Turkish beatwank

by Dan V and Nicky g January 3, 2021

turdington

one who collects a ton of turd

Hey Turdington, how much compost do you make each year?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021