McJerkin Trade

This definition applies within the realm of fantasy sports. A McJerkin trade is one in which one team offers another team a trade that is beyond unfair. It is truly erroneous on all levels and smells of collusion. In simple terms its cheating!

I just offered my friend Michael Cuddyer, Brett Lawrie, Johnny and Cueto for Robinson Cano. This kid is totally getting McJerkin Traded!

by Dan Brown Brah September 29, 2012

Novice trader

Any user of a discount broker's stock trading tool that either does not execute his/her position with analysis first or just buy when someone say buy this.
A novice trader does novice mistakes I.e. buy when others buyers are prepared to sell and vice versa.

Only a novice trader will trade on Jim Cramer's recommendations.

by Thaibu April 28, 2013

Housework Triage

The quick clean-up you do so your house looks at least presentable when you get short notice of an imminent visit.

Lauren rang to say she was down the road and would call in for coffee. The house looked like a bomb had gone off, so I did a 5-minute housework triage on the place to patch it up to a presentable level before she arrived (clothes kicked under beds, unwashed dishes dumped in laundry, rubbish kicked behind couch).

by MonicaSt October 15, 2013

Webby Trade

An unreasonable trade offer in the world of fantasy sports.

Dez Bryant for Aaron Hernandez (2014), get the fuck outa here dog that's a Webby trade!!!

Matt Asiata for Emmanuel Sanders, you suck, that's a Webby trade.

by FantasyFanatic October 30, 2014

Sleep Trader

The Act of trading Sleep for vigorous anal sex.

"Hayden Traded his sleep for a right rogering, He's such a Sleep Trader"

by Whatatreat July 11, 2016

Hippie trade

The act of two people "trading" a drug for a drug, i.e. the bong for the booze, whilst hanging out together.

In the parking lot of a rest stop where Cory and Sara planned to stay for the evening, Sara exhaled from the joint she was smoking and shifted her attention to Cory and his bottle of Fireball whisky; "hippie trade?" she asked.

by Bigmanwalking June 16, 2016

shadow triad

Three Bois who will penetrate your booty

Also are super hawt

"Fuck cilan, cress and chili. Shadow triad is where it's at"

by Shadow triad September 17, 2017